Torm's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[God & The Scientists]

Yey

Yeah yeah, Guys theres no need to pick at the guy just because it's a religeous joke. It was still funny and I can appreciate it even though i'm an atheist. Good job anyway (even though it does seem like people are just talking about their imaginary friend, lol)

Godlimations responds:

you seem like a very happychappi guy :)

I like the fact you've made a positive statement even though you are an atheist, Thank you :)

[Billy's Big Day]

Why are people so stupid?

I just had to review this,
Apart from the fact that the humour overall was bland and boring, the voice acting was terrible and the animation simple and poor. Why do people vote high on a tasteless cartoon with no point to it at all. The plot was as common and random I'd swear it wasn't even scripted. Did you just make it as you were going along and repeat sequences over and over? Overall, I hope my critisism will make you prevail at real comedy in future.

[Sonic Breaks his Neck]

Yeah yeah i'm sure everyone'll love this.

I thought the style and the animation was superb, the only thing that let it down was that it could've been alot better in the way of plot. I'm not trying to be nasty but you seemed to just make this flash a random killing fest really. I'm sure you could put a little more into the storyboarding. Though your artwork is very good it could be applied to something as equally good then the random killing of sonic. The overly used character in many boring flash plots. This is constructive critasisum for i wish that your next flash entry be more artistically visioned. I mean come on most flash content on this site is violent for no reason.

[cart22n about my m8s]

It's not firth you idiots

Just to tell all you morons who cant find the funny side of this cartoon.
It is not made by David firth, David gave part of his website to host Jerry Jacksons cartoons. If you had ever been on the website you would have seen this.
Plus I dont care what you think about the quality of the cartoon it isnt meant to be amazing animated, it's funny because it is badly spelt and such because it was intended to be like that. For god sakes people take a joke for crists sake, Jerry Jackson is teh uber animater innit.
(intentional dumbasses.)

[Pink Lemonade valentine]

Pointless

Here is a pointless homosexual e-card put on newgrounds for no apparent reason, The only reason it hasent been blammed is for those few guys who vote high just because it has lesbians in the content.

[Neighboring Nations]

so true. so true

This flash truly shows how pushy some evangelists and strongly religeous people can be. Being an atheist I see no point in the fighting between religeons. I mean this toon is brilliant at presenting how the word of one book and be so influential even thoigh it was written thousands of years ago and cannot possibly apply the same rules to modern times without conflicting law.
My point is, this is a great flash and religeos books gave morals and teachings that were apparent to that time. Now we have true law and strong evidence to suggest otherwise we should finally drop the aged word of any tome trying to keep us in ancient times.
This is not an attack at religeon, just a oppinion that words can be distorted and changed over an amazingly long time.

[Salad Fingers Episode 7]

David is the god of flash

Being a multimedia student and learning flash i can see how things are made within this cartoon, salad fingers in itself is a ingenius idea and i love most of firths work. To make salad fingers reminesent to the 2nd world war was strangely pleasing and to see to worlds within the cartoon, The desolate world around mr fingers and the world he holds in his mind to be beautiful and pleasing makes you almost see how the creepy, evil world can be a eutopia of delights and enables you to see things through salad fingers mind.

[The Chicken or the egg!]

Listen and learn

I would like to make a few points on other reviewers posted here,
1.The cartoon obviesly states that they are talking about chicken eggs not dinosaurs.
2.Any religeos person blamming the toon on the true scientific evidence here does not deserve to post at all.
3.If you listened carefully the toon also states that the reason the egg came first was that the modern chicken was born from a bird that cannot be counted as the chicken we now know.
There is a thousand times more evidence to support the theory of evalution then that of your ficticious god.
This cartoon was original, had a point and was executed well.